Blackhall is pleased to announce…

Randol Yorke
Randol Yorke

Today, Blackhall is pleased to announce that we will be hosting the reception for the marriage of the Divine Randol and the Divine Luna-Lei. As is always the case at Blackhall, the guest list is open. All are welcome, and the strict policies of the management will be enforced ruthlessly. The bride will be attended by her two most recent children Colonel Mordred Wolfe, and Major Branwen Wolfe, and the Groom by his good friend General Lancelot Wolfe.

Branwen Wolfe
Branwen Wolfe
Mordred Wolfe
Mordred Wolfe
Lancelot Wolfe
Lancelot Wolfe

5 comments

  1. Given the rather extreme guest protection policies, it would be a really bad idea to try to sabotage the wedding, but those same policies mean that this is probably the safest opportunity to get face to face with any of these folks that we are likely to see.

    1. In order to avoid causing any offence by accidentally omitting to invite any specific individuals, Randol and Luna-Lei have declined to issue any specific invites. Literally everybody is invited, and provided you meet the dress code and respect the terms of the venue, everyone who wishes to come is welcome.

      No matter how large the event becomes, Blackhall will cater it, and the party (which is free of charge for all guests) will last throughout the arrivals shows, and for a further 24 hours from the moment the happy couple are married.

  2. The management is pleased to announce that the bride has selected a dress code for this event, which she has termed ‘FF’. She has provided three interpretations of this term:

    Fabric Free: For both sexes, anything you like made from skins, latex, plastics, tattoos, body paint, metal or jewelry, but if you come in anything that involves strands of fabric, wool, silk or other threads woven or otherwise interlocked, the bride’s specially selected team of hunky ushers will help you remove it at the door before entry. A doorway catwalk will be provided for those guests who want to make a show of getting themselves fabric free, and adventurous guests are encouraged to contact the management in advance to plan music and lighting for their arrival shows.

    Feisty Females: Strut your stuff girls. This is your opportunity to show off with a look that you simply couldn’t walk the normal streets in without someone taking offence and trying to get you arrested. Let out you inner exhibitionist. No outfit is too small today. The bridal party has quite an entrance planned, but encourage our other girl guests to try and upstage us.

    Fellas Flaunt-it: Us girls are going to be doing their our best to get a rise out of you guys, and we like to be able to see that we are appreciated. So you guys should pick something that lets us girls know just how much effect we have had on you, and makes it easy for us to reward you for your fine upstanding compliments. If you want some inspiration, there’s the Eiffel Tower, there’s Nelsons Column, there’s Cleopatra’s Needle – come on guys – I think you know what I am saying.

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